|High-School Teachers:||You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.|
|Actual College Student:||I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.|
|Actual College Professor:||lol same.|
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
1. Cut your hair every now and then. Fresh starts are always nicer than you think. Who needs split ends anyways.
2. Pick a song you really like....”